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Two chatbox AIs

Yike Lu

Finder of biased coins.
Hah. I started talking to Cleverbot after seeing this. It is quite amusing...

User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: I am from your imagination.
User: What is an electric sheep?
Cleverbot: It is like a sheepbot.
User: What is the square root of 2?
Cleverbot: 1.
User: That is wrong.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: That is also wrong.
Cleverbot: But you do not live, and so you cannot die.
User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
User: What is the integral of 1/x dx?
Cleverbot: X^2.
User: That is wrong.
Cleverbot: I told you, math is my worst subject.
User: But you're a goddamn computer, math is all you do.
Cleverbot: Your memory is probably better than mine.
 
User: What is the integral of 1/x dx?
Cleverbot: X^2.
User: That is wrong.
Cleverbot: I told you, math is my worst subject.
User: But you're a goddamn computer, math is all you do.
Cleverbot: Your memory is probably better than mine.

Ha ha, this was funny :)
Cleverbot ends the conversation with a shot at you ;)
 
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