You've got to be kidding. Are things this bad in the quant profession in the USA?
I think I'm going to apply. I've practiced all day, and I think I've gotten pretty good at saying "Have a magical day."
Maybe if I work my *** off, someday they'll let me compute greeks on American options with Monte Carlo.
The American Dream starts now.
This is deeply depressing. Everyone in the Baruch MFE program (as in other leading MFE programs) has an IQ of at least 140. That such trained and intelligent people should be reduced to repeating mindless nonsense like this is upsetting. What has the modern world come to?