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<cue music> the more you know...
Excuse me Andy and co., but allow me to provide the musical accompaniment to this thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsNr5mCeWYA
You are a humble late 20s-year old....humble background, average intelligence, you worked hard in life so far, and you have achieved enough to have even your girlfriend's mother respect you. No one ever opened doors for you in life. You know deep down that only your Mother loves you.
But you have dreams. You go to bed, you close your eyes and you can see it all. The Manhattan skyscrapers. Computers algorithmizing, traders franatically waving arms, oil prices being determined, the Greek credit rating being downgraded, maybe even the Greek islands being priced...
You are of humble background, but this vision is of America. In America, you can quit the sphere you are born in. You can become part of the world you want.
You discover Quantnet. A community of seekers like yourself. Seeking moral support you PM the big names here. Names like Dominic Connor. The ones who you secretly hope will say: "Yes, you! You! Little You from some God-forsaken Hell hole...You are perfect to be the next....nay, to be greater than, Warren Buffett! The MFE is perfect for you! It's even better than bribing St. Peter---the MFE will smash open the gates to Paradise! ".
But you get no reply for your PMs!
But you are undeterred. You have no clue how the world works, but you think that because you can integrate anything, you can make a mark on Wall Street. You believe your passport to your dream is an MFE! So you apply, you pray nightly to your false god in your humble abode. You work your humble job, saving up every penny you can. Even your Mother pitches in to help you with that mind-boggling proof of income you must demonstrate for your US visa. You get your US visa. Your ticket to Paradise...When you Mother gives you the little she has saved up, even your newly-trained-to-be-as-hard-as-Patrick-Bateman's heart melts, and a single tear wells up in your eyes....
When you have done all this....if there any justice at all in this world....do you not have a right to know what the fuck these programs are really about?
Through reviews, through anonymous posts, through raving mystics, through Wall Street executives....somebody guarantee you your dream after you have done your MFE!
If you know anything...speak up! Speak up! Please.....please, speak up!