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A sign of the times

This has been circulating on the Net. I don't know where it originates from:

"THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words."
 
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