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Bad news for Science Education

The education minister who thought this up has been sacked in the meanwhile, for incompetence (although in an unrelated matter).
 
She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
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We apologise for the fault in the subtitles.
Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.
Those responsible for the sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked,
wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in a entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
 
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